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Thats right bitches, I finally got my own site. Feel free to visit as my blog will be moving there sometime in the near future. As it stands right now I don't have to much going on but I will be adding message boards and shit like that. But in the mean time its back to making fun of others, at a cluster Fuck of website which will be more gooder than this Blog.

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Random thoughts

You know what I like doing? Watching people. For example......

Watching people shovel their driveway while it is snowing out. And I dont meen a light snow either, but coming down at the equivalent of the rate that they are shoveling it off. Its times like this that you wish to see a city snow plow push all the snow back in their driveway on the way by. You can only hope that their car gets stuck and they are late to work the next moring and get fired....that and the hope that you see them slip on some ice and crack their head open.

Here is a group of people that need their faces cut off by a weed wacker.....People who park in handicap spaces in parking lots that are clearly not handicaped. You know you see them pull up and they have the mirror hanging white guy in a wheel chair sticker. They get out and stroll right into the store like it aint no thing. I'll tell you why it pisses me off too. Im jealous. I want that spot but the stupid bitches have to take it instead. Instead of a fine from now on we need to make the person taking the spot become handicaped them selves. But not by breaking a leg or arm. They need to take one right up the ass. Thats right.....they need to be raped like a young white man in prison.

Oh by the way, I have never been one for politics but for each day that goes by I am really beginning to hate people who swing to the left.

Thats all I got for now.....

I hate top 10 lists!

I fucking hate top ten lists! Every single one is complete bullshit. I would like to extend my thanks out to the one and only David Letterman...the only fuckin show that still puts out these lists nightly like anyone gives a shit. Honestly does anyone run to the tv any more to see this bullshit? Turn it on sometime...you'll get woppers like:Top Ten Surprises In George W. Bush's State Of The Union Address, or how bout the ol' Top Ten Secrets To Winning The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show....Are you fucking kidding me....And last night one of the worst so far....

Top Ten Messages Left On Paris Hilton's Cell Phone

10. "You probably don't remember me, but we had sex about 3 weeks ago."
9. "Consider switching to Verizon, we rarely let hackers steal our personal information."
8. "So this is the second most embarassing thing that's ever happened to you?"
7. "Uh yes, I'd like to book a room for next Wednesday night at the Detroit Hilton."
6. "It's Bill Clinton. I've been meaning to call you for some time."
5. "Hey it's Pauly Shore--thanks for getting my name in the newspaper."
4. "Sorry I missed you, you must be at work...just kidding."
3. "Hi, it's Christo. Wanna get freaky in Central Park?"
2. "You have a collect call from Dave Letterman, will you accept?"
1. "Is there anything of yours NOT on the internet?"

Who writes this shit? I really hope he dosent. How far out of the loop can one possibly be? My guess is this isthey left out a couple......

"Paris this is Ashley Olsen, I was wondering if you could teach me how to suck a cock"....BEEP!

"Hey its Dad.....Thanks for helping out the Hilton name by being such a whore....OH! and real quick when you get some time teach your mom how to suck a cock"...BEEP!

Thats all I got for now....Fuckin lists.....The only funny top 10 list would be of people who I want to get cancer and die

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Remember that thing I said about Belding as president?

This entry goes into the Jesus Fucking Christ catagory. This is Mr. Belding as you remember him on the show "Saved by the Bell"



This is him now:





What the fuck happened? He looks like he ate Screech and Lisa. God damnit. So much for my political prediction. God I suck, and so does he.....on a fuckin milkshake....fuckin fatass.

So what the hell have I been up to???

Well where do I start.....I guess the big news is I got a new job. Thats right, No more Perk! Im now working at Microcenter in Mayfield. Unlike the previous occupation I had I no longer smell like pancakes when I come home. I wear a nice dress shirt, tie, and slacks everyday (did I just use the word slacks? God I need to eat a bullet.)

Anyways, It has been really good so far. I work in the general sales dept. where I sell stuff like Software, Cables, Ink, CD's, DVD's, video games, and a ton of other computer shit. I am doing very well sales wise. I have been beating everyone in my dept in sales for 2 weeks in a row which I guess is very good because Im only on part time competing against some people who have been there a couple years and are full time. Im such an ass too. I will rip you off with out even knowing your name. If a customer comes in asking for help with something I will manage to squeeze every penny I can out of them. I guess this makes the saying true "dont ever trust someone in a tie". But it really is a good place to work. It pays very well and I have met a bunch of new people, all of whom dont have illagedament children, live in trailers, or can do the entire alpabet without taking a 5 second break inbetween letters unlike somewhere else.......

On the same subject I have got to deal with people up close and personal for the 1st time. This has led to some fascinating thoughts.....

1. There is an age where you shouldnt be allowd to use technology anymore. Its usually around 55 or so. If you are a woman subtract 5 years (sorry ladies but you should get off the computer and into the kitchen where you belong.)
2. Undesirables like to use the store as a hang out for some reason. Its funny to see them all in their gheto gear come in and ask "yo man, where be the bafroom" you respond and you always get the old "aight, coo".
3. Have you ever been so frustrated with someone that you think about holding them down and pouring bleech into their eyes??? Just wondering.
4. If you are a tranvestite do everyone a favor, work on the voice 1st.....the fake boobs and fingernails can wait.....its just a little freeky when you think you are talking to a woman and get a voice only James Earl Jones could produce.

Other than that life has been good. I think most of you know why. Enough said.

I havent had time to think about school in awile because of the job. I am getting paid very well and am finally saving some dough. I am planning on having enough by fall to get back in full time and go somewhere. I am leaning toward Kent or OSU. I was all for Kent but If I do goto OSU there is a microcenter there so I would have a really good job during school. But we will see how that goes.

I really wish I had some more to bring to the table, but I am super tired. So here are some quick ones:
1. Lost is my new favorite show....If you havent already, check it out.
2. Fuck Howard, O&A are on XM
3. A certain someone who lives in this house is still psycho like most of you would guess.
4. Go Cavs!
5. Is there a law against picking up and throwing a midget if you see one?.....I just wana be ready
6. A big Fuck You goes out to my neighbor who decides to snow blow hid driveway every morning at 5 a.m......hey dick!, its not necessary to do that in under 1 inch of show. Fuck You!
7. If you are the cunt I saw with the bumpersticker "Jesus is coming... Look busy." I honestly hope that your son tells you hes gay, your husband cheats on you with his secretary, then after all that your daughter informs you that she is pregnant with a black mans baby.

Thats all I got for now.......